Saturday, September 13, 2008

The Fowler Clan

The Fowler Clan...
Usually we feature athletes...their accolades....their feats. This go round..we are featuring The 3 hermanos Fowler that stick together! They have acquired some real slick phewsioneering names!! From left to right we have my man Danny a/k/a "La Cosa Nostra"... BBM...a/k/a Brendan the Business Man, and Jack a/k/a Mr. Bauer. These guys stick together like KRAZY glue!!! Man do they look serious..Must be that million dollar walk we showed them!
We have never seen brothers roll this tight!! And, they also have a 'lil brother who is like the mini tornado.....in DIAPERS!!! They are all multi sport athletes....from a very cool family by the way..Mom and Dad are pretty cool with this battalion of boys!!! These cats have learned the Phewsioneering Operating System and now have come into their own. Reigning havok on Long Island as we type this. First up is Brendan, the olest. He is is off of an ACL tear and he is now running 4.6 for 40 yards! Wassssup..wassssup!!! Dats Right, That's less than 3 mos. and we don't roll everyday! We here at Phew! HQ respect guys that work hard and not only do they go O.D (OVERDOSE) hard! They are coachable like pros!! So...we rock the Phew! handshake...smack...smack..Phew! and say "Fowler Clan....stay lookin live!!

Friday, September 12, 2008

Now You see it!

Yes..Yes Y'all!! So now we are getting this Phewsioneering movement up on its feet! What you see right here....Right here....is the nuclear bomb! What you are seeing is seeds coming into fruition! Lets call it the "fruit" "ion" from the flavor tree!!! Up top is the mark that's gonna be on your block like the mail man! That is our logo and what does it represent you say? Well.....those 3 exclamation marks represent the feeling an athlete has on the Olympic medal stand! 1st place, 2ND place, 3rd Place!!!
The feeling is inexplicable. The feeling makes grown men cry! The most dominant...The strongest...The best...oh and of course the one who is Citius! (faster). You feel just like one of those exclamation points!!! So get used to em...embrace them.. become them, because that's how we are putting it down out here!!! The athletes we "make citius" are the ones who make the spirit of the exclamation point a living breathing thing anywhere in the world..in any sport. They represent victory, accomplishment, dedication and hard work!!! So if you are down with all that then get down with us!!! The Phew! This hot (fitted by the way) is for the 100 mile an hour crew....the 2.0 and down ERA crew...the sub 6.6 crew..... And the "superFLY" people out there who need to be functional... fashion forward... And also Believe the fastest is the flyest!


The piece below on our man Staple's head is called "The Marathon Man"...........
We are not concerned with whether the hat is "safe" what we are concerned about is that it has been designed for the serious runner in NY, La, Boston or even better, anyone who needs to get it on in any kind of weather so that they can put a strong 26 together! You may say... "exactly what is phewsioneering!" Well, phewsioneering is you and you athletes who like to be "fly" out there..you are phewsioneering!
Those who fuse the best stuff for speed with what you do in life!!

These joints as the Grandmaster says are for "movin time baby!!" Time to move the phew! Collection into the fast lane! Stay tuned the whole line is droppin' spring 09 BABY!!!!

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

GoGoShoNuff's -"Greenwich ReLAX Gothic", 2008

We at Phewsioneering HQ share the concept that sports enhancement is part of the creative community. Just as Picasso would create a masterpiece...we do also as we create faster athletes. When an athlete becomes a successful performer it is then we have created a masterpiece. When the athlete performs and executes well in an athletic competition we then say the athlete and coach create together and have jointly created a masterpiece. This process is identical and equivalent to Renoit, Picasso, and of course DaVinci. Instead of a static masterpiece on canvas we create art in motion. We call our masterpieces "Phewsioneering in motion!"

Here we have a contemporary piece fresh from a ReLax Phewsioneering workout. With the inspiration of of the 1930's classic "American Gothic",we took the moment of having Laxed...then we ReLaxed and formulated what will probably be an iconic digital media masterpiece that will be reviewed, studied, and essayed for decades to come. The digital manipulation is courtesy of Polo enthusiast "Ralph G" of Greenwich, the performace subjects are (l-r) GoGo and ShoNuff. GoGo is a master phewsioneer responsible for many high speed performances around the world. ShoNuff a/k/a Julia Neo is a Phewsionyte who is part of our Phewture speed programming for women's Lacrosse.
Please take your time and view the composition.
It will be on display at Blogge de Phew!

Speed Evolution!!!

Quote from former World Record Holder "Asafa Powell" How low might a human body be able to push the 100 meter world record? 9.65? 9.59?...Anything is possible. The human body is changing, so you never know..."

We are really happy we do this speed enhancement system of ours! We feel really good that we are nailing this fact that speed rules!!! From the Olympic games in Beijing to the establishment of the speed symposiums to "Hit & Run" we are making it clear the world of elite sport is accessed and dictated by speed!!! As we stick by our gadget less world of phewsioneering the age old formula of
Stride Length x Stride Frequency = SPEED
has again proved true against opinion and popular belief. We at Phew! HQ would like to take a moment and say "Much FAYA" to the fastest man not only in the world but ever to walk this planet earth" the electric Usain "Lightnin" Bolt!!! We at Phew! HQ have expressed that speed evolves like man!!! It will never have a ceiling. Ever. It is the "tangible intangible!!!" What you all need to know is that the Men's 100 meters World Record controls the world as it relates to the 40 yard dash...and the 60 yard dash. It is the moon for speed like the moon relates to the ocean. Seriously. This is how we know that we can make people faster easily.

Here you have where a man ran 9.72!!! That, 10 years ago was not fathomable..then the U.S. sprinter Tyson Gaye runs a windy 9.68.
Windy..yeah..but he ran it...see the evolution!!! THEN 3 WEEKS LATER you witness "six foot five" beat the worlds fastest with ease based upon the always sound formula of speed. This time within the formula it read....

"GREATER" stride length x equal frequency = GREATER speed.

So not only is it a fact as you see here that speed evolves...we also witnessed the "Big man" have laid claim the straight away...see a pattern? Tommie Smith, Carl Lewis, Lindford Christie, Kevin Young, Randy Moss, Deon Sanders, Asafa Powell, and
Usain Bolt......yeah... ALL tall.
Stay tuned.....
"The evolution of speed will be televised....OH!, and we are the producers of the show!!!" Phewsioneering! Purveyors of speed for ANY distance! 400,300,200,100,60,40, 90 feet!!!

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Mainland Nonstop!

This is HK!
She is FAST and scores!

You see her T-shirt....need we say more?

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Phew! Moments to relax!!!

Phew! moments to relax!!! So our fabulous publicity firm FYI PR is helping us prepare our foray into the world of swagger!!!After a long day of "getting funky but needing to stay cool" we were advised to "get it together" said the wonderful Wunderlich!!! So, she sent one of us as a guinea pig to this pretty cool spot called John Allan's. Its a grooming/unwind spot for men who have been either heavy "on the street" (shout out to Ralph Giorgio) or movin' and shakin' keepin mankind from behind bars!!!
(God bless Xavier Donaldson!)

Any way since we fall right in between those poles we felt we have the wherewithal to step up and get down with the wind down!! And wind down we did!! Greeted by the ULTRA hot "Bond-like" Lady Carlotta.... Manicures, grown man robes, James Brown in the background, scotch tasting, with a Becks chaser was the start!! We gotta let ya know the initial Carlotta greet would have done it all....but John Allan had more....We can't divulge all of the experience...but what we can really let you know is, John Allan by GCT is what's happnin! And, as all the multinational beauties circulate about they wrap ya up steam you out and get you in complete order with an amazing "please come back again" sexy latina accent!!
I think it's time to go again once we drop this on the blog!!! When we go next, we are gonna feature our man from "the street "RG" stay tuned....
because as we start purveying accentuated swagger to all of our athletes that we teach speed to we will be bringing some of the phewsture stars of sport here to start the process of gettin' grown man, marquis fly!!! All aboard.......
John Allan, First stop to Swaggerville.

OH....by the way...
Look at the level of Gangsta fly GoGo Al Capone that's goin' on right here!!

Phew! ain't for the faint at heart!

So we have been movin it around over here in the greater tri-state area specifically with our cool Cuban counterpart Joe Espo! from Baseball Plus. First, let us start by sayin' Joe Espo is cooler than an iced up Cuba Libre...y que es el verdad!!

Not only did Joe Espo introduce us to CT. In the most hospitable way....he had us meet some very cool people and talented athletes!!! We will get to them and who they are...but we have to tell ya what stood out amongst all of the standouts is Jose Espo!!! Jose Espo hands down took the cake! Why?? Well Jose planned an escape from a pretty fortified hospital to get some of this good 'ol phewsioneering! Not only did he defy the martial art capable nurses....he persuaded both Joe Espo and "Mama Espo" to allow him to participate with elite baseball cats in a baseball phewsioneering! workout.
Look at him...chillin' and yes that is real work out sweat!! But what grabs your attention more than anything is yep!! Dats right...Jose was workin' out with the IV still in his arm!!! How crazy is that!!
Now that's what you call goin' hard!! Crazy hard!! We knew our Cuban counterparts were off the chain with the "Che" thing and the "libertad thing"....but this is a whole 'nother level!! The IV in arm..
Feelin' faint and runnin' with able bodied MEN in 95 degrees!!! Whoa!!! Jose has big dreams and is quite in serious focus on gettin drafted by MLBA out of Amherst!! So ladies and gents....and
Cesar
Presbott, if you're reading this, this picture of Jose Espinosa and his will to work is beyond great! Its what makes franchises special and also win! Not to mention the CIA of speed "PHEWsioneering" says Jose Espinosa will be able to run WELL beyond the 6.8 seconds for 60 yards. We won't tell you how fast but we will tell ya, we told ya so!!!

Saturday, August 9, 2008

The Citius Intelligence Agency

Citiusly speaking. We take the "art" of phewsioneering! citius. Kev O and I felt the need to dig deep and pull out the cannons! Late one night, like we always do, we were conversing with our operatives that range from Sierra Leon to Sao Paulo to Monte Carlo. We call our operatives sleeper cells!!! Why? Well, because no matter where you go on this planet..we have phewsioneers on every continent on this planet ready to activate!!!

We communicated and went deep into the well of yaknowumsayins'. We looked up and said, "are you citius!” Which turned into “oh so citius!” And ultimately...
“So..So.. Citius!” Oh, by the way in Latin “citius” actually means "FASTER".
That’s crazy right!! We then called creative control aka The Staple Cell and gave them some live ammo! Knowing how our Staple cell rocks.... we stood back and waited for delivery of live ordinance...
What came back was beyond hollow points...beyond spent shell casings.... well beyond fully auto. What came back..citiusly speaking... is the speed royalty mark that represents the speed intelligencia for many fast straightaways, stolen bases, kickoff run-backs, clears, fast breaks, fastballs, and safe reconnaissance mission return. SO!!! For now on, ladies and gents...please enjoy the crest for Phew! The speed nerve center for all things royal and Citiusly Citius.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

PHEW! know DA FASTEST IS FLYEST & BEIJING'S PHINEST!


Now hear this!!! Kevin Young, the WRH Just in from the "Scene in Eugene". Our back drop, the 2008 U.S Olympic Track & Field Trials, were showcased by some fast, yet wind-aided races that basically were some of the fastest times ever run on the face of this earth! "I know a lil somethin' about that...heh..heh..heh. Told you I'm da Man!!!

Flying to Eugene was interesting, you see the weeks beforehand we were busy teaching speed in Richmond, Virginia.. Big ups Glen Allen, Paul Camaniti and our man...Bobby O "The MMM" But now in Track-Town USA, one can only feel the intensity of the heat that was on the track. And I do mean heat!

The men's 100m finals produced the fastest time ever run by man....yeah...we two legged beings affected by gravity! Our homie and fellow worlds fastest man ran 9.68!!!!!!! That deserves more than 3 exclamation points! Its crazy! 9.68. The world record is 9.72 by fast man Bolt! But windy or not Tyson ran 9.68. So you know what that means.........
He can long-toss a Baseball with himself....he can play catch with a Football with himself. Oh! and he is from Lexington, Kentucky! Land of blue grass and fast horses...and Mr.Tyson Gay!!!

Like we all know the Fastest is the Flyest...who says so? Ask me Kev O!!! I say so cause I AM the fastest and that makes me the flyest!!!
Check our man Tyson Gay right here...no need to open his mouth the flick says it ALL baby!!!

Its movin' time like the grandmaster says!!! KevO...back to you Phew HQ!

Feelin the Phew drafts!

What up...what it is...Dimelo! Que lo que!! Here we go, another often visited...time of the year where we at Phew! AKA the CIA of speed
(The Citius Intelligence Agency) has shown up and made an impact in the world of baseball! Last year we were parally expressing our feats of speed with mere reference of athletes within the circles of particulars sports. The year before we had some cats picked up and a lil noise had been made. You know wha'....no more anticlimactic draft season news!

That's right we blowin' up! The New York Daily news (above)featured the "5" players in the metropolitan area that were drafted by major league baseball teams in the 2008 draft.
Wanna know what....we gotta pop some S@%T!!! Phew! Is responsible for "3" of the 5 players!!! DATS RIGHT! We got em rollin' so fast that they can't be just fly......they are FLYIN' Fernando Frias...Jean Carlos Rodriguez ....Carlos George represent the the phewture of Major League Baseball. We worked on the wabbas, we worked on the one move pivot....we worked on the 60....looks like from our vantage point that what we worked on worked! WORD UP!!!
Ya see, this Phew! Thing of ours is the real thing! La Cosa Phew! It works for you no matta' what kinda skill that ya wanna do...we speed you up in a workout or maybe two so you can get that full scholli or be on the draft board too!!!

As they say in the country..."proof is in the pudding!" Gene, Fernando, Carlos....are all "phewsionytes" and all are products of our mantra..........everybody goes!!! Fast that is!!!

So once you get tired of not getting some results on the clock and wasting a WHOLE lotta paper. Come thru to Phew! HQ and we have some bottled speed just for you!

The Phew! Performance Company
Chief Phewsioneer