Just like anything else in the world something has to start from somewhere and it must have a beginning. We wanted to share with you how this "thing of ours" got it's legs. Microsoft, Nike, CIA, FBI all started out with a notion..then took form..then blew up. Simple. So in the spirit of beginnings we bring you the start moments. Mike here is our editing magician provided to us by Hempstead High and The Count of Monte Cristo "Miguel my brother Mojica". Mike is dope he is like Funkmaster Flexx of video editing! Crazy. Look at that FOCUS! Mike likes to look like a fighter pilot with all the screens and toys.
Mike is in the process of making phewsioneering fly!....right off the screen. Superman ain't got nuttin on us!
And here we have KevO..The many years of blood sweat and sweat finally being polished and mounted for presentation! Check out what it looks like as we build this machine called Phewsioneering! As we toiled until the we hours of the morning in our "TOP SECRET" media compound here you have the America's best, and the worlds best putting in the work that labels us "the best in the world"..Think of us in like being Producers but not of records...we produce speed! Innfact you can consider us the Dr. Dre of speed production!! Yeah, we keep ya head ringin'!!! This right here is KevO basically on the Beat box!!
Now..JFK has air traffic control..the military has ground control...Phewsioneering..we have that creative control....in all of these scenarios...there is a director..yeah, even with all the alphabet boys there is a director. Well, since we are the CIA of speed we gotta let you know we have a director too! Our director is off the chain! He speaks like 7 languages, directs many captains of industry to the land of flavor, snowboards, DJ's, is aknowledged by Johnny Walker Blue..dats right BLUE, is known to be a lady magnet, and is licensed to kill with an illustrator bezier curve tool! Sounds like James bond huh..you know what, our man is the design James BOND! WHA! WHA!
Here he is, in the lab you find him a/k/a "Stapleman" deep in the process of "wysiwyg" (What you see is what you get). For reasons of Staple security, and perserverance of phewsioneering in the free world we do not overtly present Stapleman...not to mention the maintenance of his personal security is tantamount!QUICK STORY>>
One time at the Staple man compound (there really is one), we saw 2 cats in front scheming just to get a glimpse of Stapleman and his covert ops team. Being used to this, immediately they went into action and hit them with "Staple avoidance contingency plan A1." Thank God for ccd surveillance, and Staple threat deterrance!!! The "way too friendlys" were hit with a "Nah, he ain't here" by team member "Staple Jerry" and they broke out! Phew!!! close call to what could have clearly been a ride down catch a brick central....so design went on.
Here you have a glimpse of Phewsioneering Creative Director Stapleman doing what the world NEEDS to sleep safe at night... he is making his design work speak for itself!!!
(note the 3 exclamation points)..yeah, thats him..right there..yeah..to the right..look close...
Staple man Y'all. (say that Like Robert Deniro in Goodfellas when he's tellin Henry Hills wife to go into the building to get some clothes after he knew Henry was snitchin')...yeah right there..over there...Staple..Yeah.
