Saturday, August 9, 2008

The Citius Intelligence Agency

Citiusly speaking. We take the "art" of phewsioneering! citius. Kev O and I felt the need to dig deep and pull out the cannons! Late one night, like we always do, we were conversing with our operatives that range from Sierra Leon to Sao Paulo to Monte Carlo. We call our operatives sleeper cells!!! Why? Well, because no matter where you go on this planet..we have phewsioneers on every continent on this planet ready to activate!!!

We communicated and went deep into the well of yaknowumsayins'. We looked up and said, "are you citius!” Which turned into “oh so citius!” And ultimately...
“So..So.. Citius!” Oh, by the way in Latin “citius” actually means "FASTER".
That’s crazy right!! We then called creative control aka The Staple Cell and gave them some live ammo! Knowing how our Staple cell rocks.... we stood back and waited for delivery of live ordinance...
What came back was beyond hollow points...beyond spent shell casings.... well beyond fully auto. What came back..citiusly speaking... is the speed royalty mark that represents the speed intelligencia for many fast straightaways, stolen bases, kickoff run-backs, clears, fast breaks, fastballs, and safe reconnaissance mission return. SO!!! For now on, ladies and gents...please enjoy the crest for Phew! The speed nerve center for all things royal and Citiusly Citius.