Friday, February 6, 2009

This is You & You are Phew!

We here at Phew! Always like to share what something does regarding the world of speed and you!

In this case we wanted to take a moment and share with you who makes Phew!
The answer?YOU!!!

You see, Phew! is a combination of people..young and old, cool and cooler..creative and analytical. Phew! is the science and hot-sauce cocktail! Phew! Is the epitome of
"shaken not stirred"........ And with that we would like to share
"what Phew! looks like"
in the movement we have created called "Phewsioneering!"

On many lands & across many seas Phewsioneering's built with faces just like these.
Phew! is what speed sounds like.
Phew! Is how speed looks!
So check out all these faces in the pictures that Phew! Took!

Johnny Rodriguez He was our first EVER!
DRAFTED: BRONX BOMBERS! 1996
60 YD= 6.5 - SO CITIUS!
WORLD SERIES RING OWNER:
ST. LOUIS CARDINALS
NOW BACK TO THE BOMBERS 2009

Trevor Reckling a/k/a T.L. (The Left) Hooker a/k/a Office Max
DRAFTED: Anaheim Angels 2007
60 YD 2008- 7.4
60 YD 2009- (2/5/2007) 7.02
Classification: Fahrenheit thrower/ Deadly


Estee Harris a/k/a Hancock a/k/a ShaZam! a/k/a No not another!!!
Drafted 2003: Bronx Bombers 2nd Round
60 yd- 6.5 (VERY Citius)
2009 Chicago White Sox



Dan Merklinger a/k/a Merk a/k/a Count Scapula
Pitcher: Lefty!!! Fastest: 94 MPH
2008 Very Citius!!!
2009: Stay Tuned!

Melvin Perez a/k/a Dominicano Hollywood a/k/a I'll be right back
Drafted: Washington Nationals catcher 2007
60-6.8 (Super Citius!!!)
2009: Cosas Grandisimo!



Jean Carlos Rodriguez a/k/a The Catcher
Drafted Catcher: 8th round Phillidelphia Phillies 2008
Pop time: (Citius Arm!!!)
2009: Stay tuned



Rapha a/k/a Platano Puro
Developmental: Citius work!!!
2009 forecast 6.7 or better
Cuidado!



Hermano Cruz 1 a/k/a "Secret" project
So Citius its secret!!!



Hermano Cruz 2 a/k/a "Classified" project
So Citius it's on a Citius need to know!!!



Hermano Cruz #3 a/k/a Top Secret Secret
So Citius its Secret twice!!!


Telwin Cruz a/k/a Jefe de los Hemanos Cruz a/k/a Don 'ta to!!!
Director del proyecto Hermanos Cruz
Classification: "Nationally Citius"

Gabe Torres a/k/a Lovey Dovey Man a/k/a Mr. Get Right!!!
2009: Just Watch!
Citiusly gonna blow up!!



Ivan Rodriguez a/k/a The Hummingbird
60 yd: 6.7 2008
60 yd: Citiusly faster in 2009


Hancock has something to say!!!


Phew!
Understand the Speed movement!!!

Food For Thought...Meal of Champions!!!

Many times people ask us "how do you come up with all this stuff we do!". Well, we just basically put cool names to things that have been in existence for more than 60 years. This level of "flyness" (something that makes you go fast), comes from the founding fathers of modern movement. Dr. Walker, Norm Tate, Billy Henderson, John Smith, Lee Evans, Juan Carlos, Tommie Smith...and the dear "Mighty Burner" Larry James.
Legend has it that they were the influence behind the classic disco hit "Do the hustle."
Having had the great pleasure of being a sorcerers apprentices its always good to go to the basics..the original point of origin...so we did.

The truth is, initially we created much of the programming for our speed operating system via things that we enjoy in "pop" culture. Reason being there is every intention to be a brand that participates as a player in pop culture so why not get on the same dance floor and hustle with the best of them. While in Cali.. we always need to get our indulgence on. Hell, we work hard enough to keep it officially "Citius" why not indulge!This is one of our undercover Phewsioneering covert operatives. He is Phewsing speed to the skill of the Double Double! Look at the three palm trees to the rear of his hat...Sublime..The exclamationpoints are everywhere!

The stop is the infamous In & Out Burger in the City of Angels.



Always a destination made once where we order the usual. The Double Double with cheese. Of course, with accompanying fries and root beer. Damn right! We usually order it when leaving UCLA's Ducky Drake stadium after a nice bout of 150's, 60's and flying wabbas. Lets call it PhewL replacement! Then one day it hit, we need to give a title to these crazy exercises that evoke speed.
Fly guys...Fly girls...
In, Out, Double Doubles were born!!!
(Check the training room on thephew.com website baby!)
For all those who knows its the Double Double that makes a pitcher close!
There's a Phew! message everywhere!!!
Yeah thats Phew! talk for the unPhewsed! Its the gospel for a Phewsionyte!
See the table of elements here it's what makes champions!

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Phewsioneering! The Titans...

Southern Cal ReLAXin! We put our flip flops on and got citius in the land of "lights camera action" and the birthplace of President Nixon. Thats right fellow cradlers, phewsioneering has arrived in the West Coast...Cal state Fullerton to be exact.

We met with Coach Ryland Huyghue to implement this ReLAX phewsioneering operating system ours.




















(That's Coach Ryland)







The whole crew wanted to let you know "how many" people know our top secret system.
We showed them splits..and rolls....the Magnetic D...and the classified pre-game launch codes.



















We gets bizzy all the time when it comes to speed and time..theses guys started like freshmen...their mechanics were way off and they were expecting some jumpin jax and some ladder drills.....uuuuuuH wrong! We had to get that ass runnin' and run some more! They did just that Faster..Then faster...Then even faster!!! In latin thats "Citius!" In Phew! language its citiusly speaking! Tell you what though....the fullerton O.C. dudes have this OC "dude" thing crackin' ....think surfers meet Wall Street. Fly right!






















So check em out...from glue to gazelles in less than 24 hours...in fact in one day the suntanned Raybans had an 8 second drop in performance time..even the goalies were rollin' out!

The craziest thing is we came out to do some work with Cal State Fullerton AND Cal State Long Beach. Due to technical difficulties we werent able to work with Long Beach. We told them we had just finished with Fullerton
And they may see how the system operates........

WELL....they played one another in some kinda Lacrosse fest. Needless to say, they found out just how the system works..... Fullerton beat Longbeach.


Fullerton 15
Longbeach 3


Then a couple days Later they played Concordia at some LAX fest.
What's crazy is we think The Titans may have set a world record..

13 goals in the 3rd quarter!!

The Final score was

Fullerton 19 Concordia 2

Coach Ryland left us with this message
"Yo, This &%$#@ Works!"
Our message to youPhew! Know.........It works.