What up...what it is...Dimelo! Que lo que!! Here we go, another often visited...time of the year where we at Phew! AKA the CIA of speed(The Citius Intelligence Agency) has shown up and made an impact in the world of baseball! Last year we were parally expressing our feats of speed with mere reference of athletes within the circles of particulars sports. The year before we had some cats picked up and a lil noise had been made. You know wha'....no more anticlimactic draft season news!
That's right we blowin' up! The New York Daily news (above)featured the "5" players in the metropolitan area that were drafted by major league baseball teams in the 2008 draft.
Wanna know what....we gotta pop some S@%T!!! Phew! Is responsible for "3" of the 5 players!!! DATS RIGHT! We got em rollin' so fast that they can't be just fly......they are FLYIN' Fernando Frias...Jean Carlos Rodriguez ....Carlos George represent the the phewture of Major League Baseball. We worked on the wabbas, we worked on the one move pivot....we worked on the 60....looks like from our vantage point that what we worked on worked! WORD UP!!!
Ya see, this Phew! Thing of ours is the real thing! La Cosa Phew! It works for you no matta' what kinda skill that ya wanna do...we speed you up in a workout or maybe two so you can get that full scholli or be on the draft board too!!!
As they say in the country..."proof is in the pudding!" Gene, Fernando, Carlos....are all "phewsionytes" and all are products of our mantra..........everybody goes!!! Fast that is!!!
So once you get tired of not getting some results on the clock and wasting a WHOLE lotta paper. Come thru to Phew! HQ and we have some bottled speed just for you!
The Phew! Performance Company
Chief Phewsioneer
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