Southern Cal ReLAXin! We put our flip flops on and got citius in the land of "lights camera action" and the birthplace of President Nixon. Thats right fellow cradlers, phewsioneering has arrived in the West Coast...Cal state Fullerton to be exact.We met with Coach Ryland Huyghue to implement this ReLAX phewsioneering operating system ours.
(That's Coach Ryland)
The whole crew wanted to let you know "how many" people know our top secret system.
We showed them splits..and rolls....the Magnetic D...and the classified pre-game launch codes.
We gets bizzy all the time when it comes to speed and time..theses guys started like freshmen...their mechanics were way off and they were expecting some jumpin jax and some ladder drills.....uuuuuuH wrong! We had to get that ass runnin' and run some more! They did just that Faster..Then faster...Then even faster!!! In latin thats "Citius!" In Phew! language its citiusly speaking! Tell you what though....the fullerton O.C. dudes have this OC "dude" thing crackin' ....think surfers meet Wall Street. Fly right!
So check em out...from glue to gazelles in less than 24 hours...in fact in one day the suntanned Raybans had an 8 second drop in performance time..even the goalies were rollin' out!
The craziest thing is we came out to do some work with Cal State Fullerton AND Cal State Long Beach. Due to technical difficulties we werent able to work with Long Beach. We told them we had just finished with FullertonAnd they may see how the system operates........
WELL....they played one another in some kinda Lacrosse fest. Needless to say, they found out just how the system works..... Fullerton beat Longbeach.
Fullerton 15 Longbeach 3
Then a couple days Later they played Concordia at some LAX fest. What's crazy is we think The Titans may have set a world record..
The Final score wasFullerton 19 Concordia 2
Coach Ryland left us with this message
"Yo, This &%$#@ Works!"
Our message to youPhew! Know.........It works.
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